offensive church bulletin?

[welfy]

Two pictures of the fateful "fake" bulletin: (there were more pages but I didn't have time to take pictures of them before it was STOLEN from me) Ugh I wish I hadn't put "welfy" on there. Or ANY name. I am retarded.

Comments

[glowing-dragon.livejournal.com]

Haha! Interesting!

I hope they don't fire you over what was clearly a joke.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

Some people can't take jokes, which is why this is worrying me! Eek! Let's hope they found it either stupid and threw it away or funny and praise me. :^)

[deathling.livejournal.com]

Oh my. lol. I hope it maybe just fell in the trash or something.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

I wish it had, but I searched every single garbage can for it!

[zette.livejournal.com]

That's damned funny. If it comes up, all you have to say is that you were testing some layout ideas and using garbage data to do it, that's all.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

Too bad it is the exact same layout that I use on ALL my bulletins. Whee!

[scintillated.livejournal.com]

I'm crossing my fingers. And that'd be stupid as hell if they fired you over THAT.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

Thanks for crossing your fingers. I need it lots.

[mix3d3m0ti0n5.livejournal.com]

i love the prayer meeting gossip hour! ain't that the truth!!!!

You know, sometimes, some people are just too stiff in the wrong ways. I wouldn't worry about it. If anything comes of it, they need a life (and a shot of laughing gas).

[welfy.livejournal.com]

I agree. I hope I'm just making a big deal of nothing (like I always do) and it all blows over!

[the-moonshiner.livejournal.com]

Fire-able or not, that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Prayer meeting/Gossip Hour. HA!

[welfy.livejournal.com]

It is TRUE though! I know that people mean well, but some people use it as an excuse to gossip about the people they're praying about!

[goldmourn.livejournal.com]

Yay! I loved this not only because it was funny but because it made me recall my church-going days. This was funny & brilliant.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

The only problem with working at a chuch is that by the time Sunday rolls around, I'm too churched-out to go to my own church. :^( I think I'm just lazy. Glad you enjoyed!

[bigbrain61.livejournal.com]

I think that's great stuff. I love little religious humor like that, especially when one can poke bits of fun at it. Whoever took offense to it needs to lighten up and / or drop religion all together. You should be able to laugh at yourself, and if faith is a microchasm of one's self, you should be able to laugh at that too.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

I love religious humor too, as long as it's not that blasphemous. :^)

[astralweeks.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Love it! Hope it doesn't get you in trouble, 'cause it is hil-ar-i-ous!

[welfy.livejournal.com]

I know! Then I will have to find a NEW job to make fun of constantly!

[kuiamalynne.livejournal.com]

What if they make copies and accidentally hand it out to everyone at church? And then all the old ladies have heart attacks AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT?

I love you, Melva.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

I love you too, my Daisy!

Hehe, I thought of how disastrous that would be if I accidentally made copies of the fake bulletin! Then I'd definitely get fired.

[cryslea.livejournal.com]

hahahahhahaha

Hello, my name is Crystal and I'm a communion wine-aholic.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! :^D

[immemor.livejournal.com]

Speaking as a giant (from a family of proud, Western Pennsylvanian giants) I’m not offended at all. But, be sure not to cook the casserole in the child’s waiting pool, those suckers melt way fast!

Is the “youth outing” where young people admit to “maybe, kind of, like, sort of, being a little bit, but not - um, like, totally - gay?”

[welfy.livejournal.com]

Speaking as a giant???

Actually the youth outing was referencing something on one of the 3 pages that I didn't get to photograph. :^(

[imperfectionist.livejournal.com]

Ah, my beloved gossip hour.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

It's the best way to find out what is going on with who!

[wineroom.livejournal.com]

So glad I'm not drinking anything hot right now. Snarfing would hurt more so than usual.

As a PK (preacher's kid) I fully support you and look forward to more.

This made me giggle. Two thumbs up!

[welfy.livejournal.com]

Aw, a PK. I knew about a zillion of those going to Geneva College. PK's, MK's (missionaries' kids) and home-schooled students got a discount at Geneva. Unfortunately, I was none of the above and now I am kicking myself for going to a private Christian college. I don't regret it but the loans are KILLING me. :^P

[katielovesmatt.livejournal.com]

hahaha wow that was really funny...i wish we could see the rest! I hope you don't get in trouble!

[neanahe.livejournal.com]

But by going to them, and saying "Look, if anyone brings this to your attention, this is something I made to make my Presbyterian mother laugh. It wasn't meant to be hostile or mean or sacrilegious, and it surely wasn?t meant for the public to see. I want to make sure that no one takes this in the wrong way."

Be humble; apologize. But cutting the person who would do you harm at the pass, you get to tell your side first before anyone misinterprets things.

[aquilinum.livejournal.com]

Hi. I'm Your Biggest Fan (v. 5,003.454).

[librissimma.livejournal.com]

I love the family of Giants. This is great and I know that most people at my church would find it quite hilarious. Definitely my seminary friends would love it, but I went to a very irreverent seminary.

[evenstar253.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious!

[autumnsshadow.livejournal.com]

hahaha! family of giants! =) classic!

[greenpeacevalle.livejournal.com]

Welf, you have yet to Amaze me once more.. i love it!

[hisexcellencyq.livejournal.com]

That is a strange clipart, the Giants one. . .