welfy: (church lady)
welfy ([personal profile] welfy) wrote2006-01-19 04:10 pm
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offensive church bulletin?

Two pictures of the fateful "fake" bulletin: (there were more pages but I didn't have time to take pictures of them before it was STOLEN from me) Ugh I wish I hadn't put "welfy" on there. Or ANY name. I am retarded.





[identity profile] kbcommando.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's really funny but I can see how some stuffy people might take offense to it... :(

[identity profile] tat2whttrsh.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's really cute.

I really don't see anything that would make anyone super angry.
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[identity profile] hillarygayle.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Meh, someone super stuffy might get mad, but I don't think it's firing material. I'd be very surprised if they let you go over this.

That said, i think it's hilarious.

[identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's hilarious, but then I'm a Methodist.

Maybe going to the people in charge and fessing up so that they hear it from you first and can put it in perspective (it was a joke for your Mom; who doesn't like Moms?) will soften the impact?

[identity profile] wellmax.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That is so hilarious! Thanks for posting it.

I think the only line that might really get you in trouble is the "Welfy hates the phone, so she probably won't include your stupid announcements anyway."

[identity profile] tiny-nomad.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to RSVP for the Polka Party.

[identity profile] goingincirclez.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha that's great! I'd actually go there!

Unfortunately most of the people I know 'round these parts would promptly gasp "Blasphemy!" with their last pre-coronary breath. Which incidentally explains why I don't go to church anymore...

[identity profile] beagledave.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hands In The Air Crazy Praise Songs".

Awesome.

[identity profile] christophrawr.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man...

I'd prepare for the worst. That part about the tithes is *not* going to go over well. :/

[identity profile] odinyotoo.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! Family of giants made me laugh out loud. If this gets you fired at least you'll have a great story in a few years. I truly don't think it will. It isn't as if you've poked fun at anyone at the church personally or anything... just yourself.

[identity profile] justneverended.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man, welfy, you are a comic genius.

if they get mad, they just take themselves too seriously.

[identity profile] starcrossedlady.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's totally cute, but... well, if anyone should ask, tell them the truth: You had a little free time on your hands and was playing around with format and stuff like that. You didn't put it up as a way to hurt anyone in the church and if they really don't like it, tell them you won't do it again.

Personally, if they are going to let you go over something like this, then they don't deserve you. just sayin.

[identity profile] angabel.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Loffle.

Is there a possibility that she could have taken it to show to other people because she thought it was so funny?

I think you'll be all right.

[identity profile] kore.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i think it's wonderful.

hopefully theyhave a sense of humor about themselves. or a spry bird flew in the window & took yr bulletin to line it's nest.

[identity profile] soopageek.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
wwww, man! Now I'll never get to see it!

[identity profile] suesniffsglue.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
oh no haha that's sooooo funny though!
here's to hoping they'll have a sense of humor about it
maybe old-lady-who-took-it thought it was funny and just wanted to show it off at card club or something

[identity profile] theashifaction.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahahah the giants killed me.

but hey, maybe this is god's way of letting you have that month off for that road trip you wanted to take! he works in mysterious ways you know. he MADE you forget it there!

[identity profile] rival.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the giants the best.

Srsly d00d. Some people don't know awesome when they see it.

[identity profile] vespered.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. Scott and I read it and laughed a lot.

I hate that the woman with no sense of humor probably saw it, though.

[identity profile] enattendant.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's funny, and I hope the person who took it thinks the same. I'm sure that they realize that you're over-competent for the job, and that you need something to do with the spare time. Hey, maybe they'll just buy you a Sudoku book or a Christian Crossword book.

[identity profile] delphizyx.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAH I like the Giant Family part the best. You should sneak that one in the real bulletin :)

[identity profile] emmycantbemeeko.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
The "Welcome the Giants" part made me laugh so hard juice came out my nose.

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